Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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