these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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