so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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