plz talk dirty to me
This is not my ceiling
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I have aggressive nipples.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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