I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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