I can text with my tongue
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you didnt know i had herpes?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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