i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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