We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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