I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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