Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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