Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
be right there i have to get my cape
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
A+ Viking dick
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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