did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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