I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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