Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i just google imaged poop.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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