New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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