is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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