Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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