Dual....:-)
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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