dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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