Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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