where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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