I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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