In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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