Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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