Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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