Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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