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• (734): View more from Michigan

  smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!

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• (646): View more from New York

  Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world

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