Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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