im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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