i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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