That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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