What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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