I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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