I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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