Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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