Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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