how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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