i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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