i think my mom watched the whole time
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Can I color on your dick again?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize