Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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