3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
