whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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