: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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