I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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