Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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