Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
