I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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