Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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