your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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