And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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