Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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