the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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