doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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