Non-Jews are for practice
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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