Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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