we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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